"That's easy for you to say. You have a tin

"That's easy for you to say. You have a tin hat! I tell you there's a grand wizard out there controlling everything with his mind waves."

"Nonsense!" I refuted him grabbing the lapels of his tweed overcoat. "The radio waves are generated by god-like intelligent beam of pink light! (Strap on this colander.)"

He declined so I did the only reasonable thing. I colanderized his head by force. I knew the uncolandered would never survive when the pink rapture came. The idiots with tin foil

just sitting in their cupboards unused would not joing the party of the pink rapture. Unlike traditional rapturists, I believe in the true Pink Rapture. Jesus will comeback but ins

really from Mars, I'd be rich! But first, I had to do away with those pesky rovers.

They'd leave vulgar messages in the sand with their tire tracks.The indigenous Rover clan of Mars had ostracized our Nasa Rover diplomats, and chaos reigned. My real estate scheme

fell apart, but truthfully I didn't care. The fact that cuss words were being forever written across the plains of the Mars desert for untold future generations was much more inter

ior decoration inspired than most would think. It was based concepts by famous interior decorator Vlad Zuzich who inspired the Mars Red Dust Swear Jar look

by cursing so much that he needed a jar just to fill up with other jars. I was the only one who rolled my eyes in annoyance when other party-goers referred to it as "Jar-ception".