A folder is someone on whom nothing is lost.

A folder is someone on whom nothing is lost.

"That'll be $42.11, please." the needle-nosed cashier whined, her kohl-lined eyes framed in diamond-rimmed glasses. I paid the bill. It was expensive, but I folded on.

The Girl Scouts were selling cookies outside the store. "How much for a box of Thin Folds?" I asked. They knew what I meant, clever girls. Walking to my car, I hummed "Fold On" by

Fold Lepper and the Foldicons.

Everyone looked down. They hated the name, but couldn't think of anything better. So, by default, they were known as Fold Lepper and the Foldicons. Their music changed every 8 bars

& each bar had a random number of beats. Only people with ADHD could dance to it. Discovering LEP stands for Limited English Proficiency, they changed their name to REO Foldwagon

but only FS baby boomers followed them. So they changed their name again from REO Foldwagon to 2 Foldz and in 1 week, were on top of the leader board.MoralEnd decided to investigat

e who this leaderboard champion really was. He discovered that it was REO using a different name, and so tore him down through the use of the media. MoralEnd had won.

Damn right.