Lately, scuba divers off the coast of the

Lately, scuba divers off the coast of the "Sea of Mysterious Disappearances" have disappeared. Captain Apparition settled on his fishing boat to investigate.

He dropped a line with a divesuit & a go-cam in the murky depths hooked it to his laptop tipped his hat & lit his pipe. Capt. Apparition said "Its the Kraken or I'll eat my hat."

He waited. All he saw on the screen was greenish brown. Suddenly, he noticed a movement. Just a fish. Did the Kraken really exist?

"Of course the Kraken doesn't exist!" his colleague spat, pointing at the murky water with her flipper. "Come on, Nessy," he responded, sighing. "You have to believe."

Yep.

That was all I knew. Leading me to think about the time and figure out my next step in order to

place my order, because it was time, I figured, to think about something else. Afterwards, I felt bereft. Where had the time gone? I then knew...I didn't know. 20 years later,

and here I am, still working at the same post office, but with two decades worth of tending to whining clients under my belt. Glancing around the diner, I fingered the Glock in my

pocket and with a quick look at the clock in the wall, I realized, 'I'm already 65!' I may go home.