The gigantic turtle-being retreated to the

The gigantic turtle-being retreated to the sea and sought its final rest. It hesitated before its last utterance, seemingly tinged with regret. "It is a world of destroy." Dr. Ta

said."Yes, yes it is" Agreed the gigantic turtle-being."Well, enjoy the after-life giant turtle!" Said Dr. Ta who turned and walked back up the beach. "Little does he know" thought

Then the doctor turned around and said, "wait, wait, I'm not THAT kind of doctor!" It was true, he was not a medical doctor, but in fact he had majored in time travel back in

the 80s when Aerosmith was at their greatest. In any case, his medical degree was a cover up for his time travel projects. Unfortunately, he was a bad liar and couldn't explain

why Joe Perry kept showing up at his proctology practice. Everyone thought he perhaps had inflamed hemorrhoids, but in reality, Joe wanted the doc to reverse time so he could

"walk this way x 8, hey diddle diddle got a blockage in the middle, and can't seem to pass what I had last night, so Doc take me back to the future with a few little sutures,

so I can remind my past self who went to the future to not have that cthulhu burrito,but now that I remember, I wasn't a very good listener. Worth a try, in any case.Let's go, Doc.

Doc Larpin steepled his fingers and grinned at me. Even with half of his face completely gone, he still had a winning smile. "Let's step into my parlor and discuss this little

problem of yours". Little did I know that the good doctor's plan was to remove my small foreskin, dry it, crush it into a powder, and sell it as an impotency medication in China.