For his 70th birthday, Stan bought himself

For his 70th birthday, Stan bought himself a robotic sparring partner as another way to keep fit. But one night he forgot to deactivate Kato before his friends came over for poker

Kato bid his time before attacking because his was set to ninja mode. The mayhem started when Stan's friend Brad went to the kitchen for a beer after winning at Indian Poker.

"I guess we will just have to get redneck wasted, so I can ignore this critical wound. PBR it is.." said Brad. "What do you mean?" asked Stan, "You have a ninjato through your tors

and--" "That's enough about my rock formations," said Brad. "Now, you pick up the beer and I'll self-administer first aid to...myself." Stan sprang into action!

He grabbed a bottle of Heineken, but then the most interesting man in the world's eyes darted Stan. Stan grabbed Dos Equis instead. Brad suddenly vanished.

"Astounding!" Stan exclaimed. "Among your other qualities, a sorceror? How interesting." The Most Interesting Man In the World finished his Dos Equis as his eyes turned red,

the blood of angry men. Stan had another question: "Do you bleed, Sir?" Lasers erupted from the Most Interesting Man in the World's eyes, disintegrating Stan and leaving a

radioactive glow. "Egad, I am incorporeal!" verbosed Stan Lee. The Most Interesting Man used his eye lasers again but they just passed though Stan's translucent body. "Nuf' said."

With no way out of his present pickle, the Most Interesting man bitterly conceded defeat: "I don't always read comics, but when I do, I prefer Marvel". Stan shouted: "Excelsior!"