For his 70th birthday, Stan bought himself

  • For his 70th birthday, Stan bought himself a robotic sparring partner as another way to keep fit. But one night he forgot to deactivate Kato before his friends came over for poker

  • Kato bid his time before attacking because his was set to ninja mode. The mayhem started when Stan's friend Brad went to the kitchen for a beer after winning at Indian Poker.

  • "You got any Heineken?" Brad shouted as he rummaged through the fridge. "All I see is PBR." The Kato-bot impaled Brad from behind with its ninjato. "Are you kidding?" yelled Stan.

  • "I guess we will just have to get redneck wasted, so I can ignore this critical wound. PBR it is.." said Brad. "What do you mean?" asked Stan, "You have a ninjato through your tors

  • and--" "That's enough about my rock formations," said Brad. "Now, you pick up the beer and I'll self-administer first aid to...myself." Stan sprang into action!

  • He grabbed a bottle of Heineken, but then the most interesting man in the world's eyes darted Stan. Stan grabbed Dos Equis instead. Brad suddenly vanished.

  • "Astounding!" Stan exclaimed. "Among your other qualities, a sorceror? How interesting." The Most Interesting Man In the World finished his Dos Equis as his eyes turned red,

  • the blood of angry men. Stan had another question: "Do you bleed, Sir?" Lasers erupted from the Most Interesting Man in the World's eyes, disintegrating Stan and leaving a

  • radioactive glow. "Egad, I am incorporeal!" verbosed Stan Lee. The Most Interesting Man used his eye lasers again but they just passed though Stan's translucent body. "Nuf' said."

  • With no way out of his present pickle, the Most Interesting man bitterly conceded defeat: "I don't always read comics, but when I do, I prefer Marvel". Stan shouted: "Excelsior!"



  1. SlimWhitman Jan 18 2016 @ 13:52

    I'm confused, Is the Most Interesting Man Kato, Stan's robot sparing partner, or is it Brad? Thoughts?

  2. Jesrin Jan 18 2016 @ 14:56

    Since his eyes can shoot lasers, I'm thinking it's Stan's robot. But a case could be made for Brad.

  3. hamstak Jan 18 2016 @ 15:10

    Since Brad disappears (probably to rematerialize in a future fold), I am led to believe TMIMITW is the Kato-bot. It is also implied that he is Frank Booth from Blue Velvet.

  4. SlimWhitman Jan 18 2016 @ 15:56

    "I'll dart anything that moves!"

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