For his 70th birthday, Stan bought himself
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For his 70th birthday, Stan bought himself a robotic sparring partner as another way to keep fit. But one night he forgot to deactivate Kato before his friends came over for poker
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Kato bid his time before attacking because his was set to ninja mode. The mayhem started when Stan's friend Brad went to the kitchen for a beer after winning at Indian Poker.
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"You got any Heineken?" Brad shouted as he rummaged through the fridge. "All I see is PBR." The Kato-bot impaled Brad from behind with its ninjato. "Are you kidding?" yelled Stan.
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"I guess we will just have to get redneck wasted, so I can ignore this critical wound. PBR it is.." said Brad. "What do you mean?" asked Stan, "You have a ninjato through your tors
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and--" "That's enough about my rock formations," said Brad. "Now, you pick up the beer and I'll self-administer first aid to...myself." Stan sprang into action!
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He grabbed a bottle of Heineken, but then the most interesting man in the world's eyes darted Stan. Stan grabbed Dos Equis instead. Brad suddenly vanished.
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"Astounding!" Stan exclaimed. "Among your other qualities, a sorceror? How interesting." The Most Interesting Man In the World finished his Dos Equis as his eyes turned red,
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the blood of angry men. Stan had another question: "Do you bleed, Sir?" Lasers erupted from the Most Interesting Man in the World's eyes, disintegrating Stan and leaving a
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radioactive glow. "Egad, I am incorporeal!" verbosed Stan Lee. The Most Interesting Man used his eye lasers again but they just passed though Stan's translucent body. "Nuf' said."
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With no way out of his present pickle, the Most Interesting man bitterly conceded defeat: "I don't always read comics, but when I do, I prefer Marvel". Stan shouted: "Excelsior!"
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- 2016-01-09 19:18:04
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- 2016-01-18 10:35:21
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SlimWhitman Jan 18 2016 @ 13:52
I'm confused, Is the Most Interesting Man Kato, Stan's robot sparing partner, or is it Brad? Thoughts?
Jesrin Jan 18 2016 @ 14:56
Since his eyes can shoot lasers, I'm thinking it's Stan's robot. But a case could be made for Brad.
hamstak Jan 18 2016 @ 15:10
Since Brad disappears (probably to rematerialize in a future fold), I am led to believe TMIMITW is the Kato-bot. It is also implied that he is Frank Booth from Blue Velvet.
SlimWhitman Jan 18 2016 @ 15:56
"I'll dart anything that moves!"