The was lived a princess who was so incredibly

The was lived a princess who was so incredibly

beautiful that she literally melted the heart of any man passing by. One day she visited a witch who promised to remove her curse forever.

Under one condition: she had to promise the witch she would cut her beautiful hair short & refer to herself as "Butch" for the rest of her life. The beautiful maiden agreed & soon

Butch's dream came true. She was crowned Miss World Lesbian! Donning her rainbow sash & strolling down the runway in her camo gown & workboots, she blew kisses at her

indeed his other mother's rainbow sash. His other mother had no hairs on her upper lip but she sported a goatie and a really gianormous Gazonga, a cross between Congo Drums and

a long wooden kazoo. One mom always laughed when the other mom played it but he couldn't quite figure out why. One day he & his two mothers were jamming in the garage when a stray

third mother hove into view. "Halloo there!" she shouted, "Come to me baby, we've go a lot of catching up!" Mom 1 and Mom 2 stared frostily & said, "Oh hello, Priscilla." He put do

wn his rattle and soiled his diaper. In a flash all 3 moms were pulling at the baby. "Let go!" "He's mine!" Then King Solomon arrived. "He shall be divided into 3 equal portions."

The three moms fought over who would get possession of the head, and who had to settle for the appendages. Mom #2 drew the short straw and realized what she'd won was only a torso!