She was always a nice young lady but on her

She was always a nice young lady but on her 18th birthday she blossomed into a beautiful object. I evaluated her likely sexual gratification/bedding effort ratio and concluded

that she was a bombshell. My slide ruler and graph calculator exploded. I needed to get close to this beautiful object but I had no social skills. I needed a social avatar to

compensate for my metrosexual geekiness, so I got my friend to convince her to join FoldingStory. With my clever wit & my Barney Fife meme, I quickly won her over. "Ooooo Chazzy!"

she fawned, "Will you add to my folds, Chaz? You can make any fold part of a top story." My Dilemma was her folds were all obscene & severely taxed my maxim 'every fold is sacred'

and I only added to stories whose previous fold contained "spam" "fish" "Marvin" "flamingo" "hooligan" "drunk" "wheelbarrow" or "maggots." So did Chaz! To get him to add to my fol

d, I decided to add some sparkle to it. So I also added "Squawkers" "smoothie" "roller derby girls" & "Nutella" with those words in the fold, it had to attract the attention of

bending too much to the left. He only says that because I control the right hand and he wants us to be switch hitting siamese twin brothers. Well if I land a date with the Hensels

, Abigail and Brittany, will that count for me fulfilling my Fantasy of foursome sex? Or should I wait to find siamese brother and sister twins?

". "Now that is not a suitable subject for the dinner table! Alice eat your toast up." "But Mother, I don't like it. It's got too much bread in it." "Alas."