Willow, Yentna, Skwentna, Finger, Rainy,

Willow, Yentna, Skwentna, Finger, Rainy, Ronin, Niki, McGrath, Tako, Ophir, Idita, Shag, Anvik, Gray, Eagle, Kaltag, Una, Shaktoo, Koyuk, Elim, Golo, Whitey & Nome were her dogs

and don't even get me started on her cats! She's got so many cats, the dogs are eating them like popcorn. And birds? Geez, lady, ever heard of the show "Hoarders"?

"Well actually," she said "I Have heard of hoarders but I do no such thing with my animals. Each and every one of them is drawn to me. It is my calling

to wear meat necklaces. And who are you, Mr. Big Shot, to say that my catnip G-string should not act as a cat signal to all strays within a 5 mile radius?" She ordered her cat army

to gather on a promontory overlooking the dog pound. On the flanks, her cavalry of tabbies mounted on turkeys jostled together. In between, the Siamese infantry, fast and cunning

, waited for her signal, ears flattened, tails switching back & forth in anticipation of the Canine Conquest at the dog pound. She nodded at the Tabby calvary & the Siamese infantr

y goose marched into the dog pound. The caged cringing canines watched with horror as the Feline Reich took over easily. The Furryer, a German Rex female cat from Berlin climbed

Onto the window ledge and meowed loudly. She decreed that the caged canines be fed better food and not be malnourished. The puppies took to the Furryer like she was a mother.

"Heil Kitty!" was the resounding exclamation, as the Furryer licked her paws. The newly freed dogs jumped for joy, wagging their tails in military fashion. "We must now exterminate