Once upon a time there was a man.

Once upon a time there was a man.

Then there was no man for a long time.

The women sat alone, relieved, but slowly finding life a bit monotonous.

Sick of the mundane, she decided to explore a map to plan a quick getaway. After opening a state map, she closed her eyes and moved her finger across the the map.

She landed on a town called Cairo, Illinois. Picturing the great Egyptian pyramids, vast deserts, and ancient history, she figured this town's name pointed toward adventure.

But little did she know, Cairo, Illinois was the opposite of adventure and opportunity, she found it to be run down, its golden hour had long gone, and those who were left were

quite literally zombies. They shambled around like they were marionettes, held up by strings. Their delis were all out of brains, and so they approached her slowly, their arms held

the zombie closest to her, her breath running ragged. It was the opening she needed. She fled from the pack of undead, axe in hand, eyes steady. Was she the last girl in the world?

'BOO!' I yelled at the screen. God, the character was so dumb. This was the hip new TV show?