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Everyday Sara would walk home from school.

  • Everyday Sara would walk home from school. She would always pass the old Bricker house at the bottom of the treet. When she was little, she'd always hear stories about it. Kids sa

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  • -said that a hundred years ago, an family of cannibals had lived there, and now haunted the place. Many people avoided the entire area because of these tales, but Sara

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  • was determined to go there and make it out alive , She was going to prove to herself and everyone else she could . She would show everyone

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  • that she wasn't a slow learner. That she had what it took to be a dentist, and she didn't have to be a simple dental hygenist. Oh, to be a dentist; to put your hands where

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  • plaque roams free. That was exciting. What wanted to do was use her dental skills to resurrect prehistoric plaque. To create a Jurassic Plaque in the mouths of her patients

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  • she used PCR to reconstruct the genome of ancient dinosaur mouth fauna from Tyrannosaur teeth embedded in amber but she only succeeded in recreating Tyrannosaur halitosis in Mr. Mc

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  • Donald's lab. That was bad enough, but her previous co-worker used the dinosaurian DNA to

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  • reconstruct Disney character's in real life. It was a disturbing success. Goofy, the half-man/half-dog hybrid, prowled the Magic Kingdom. HYUK!-HYUK! I had to close this lab.

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  • I was just too darn tempted to bring Ursula (my favorite character from The Little Mermaid) to life. It was bad enough having Goofy gulumping around everywhere. I ended up running

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  • into a brick wall. I dreamed that I married Ursula and that we had lots of squid-children. Goofy was their nanny and took care of them when I was at work. Happy ending indeed.

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