"What do you mean, do you want fries with

"What do you mean, do you want fries with that!?"

This is KFC! He pulled out a gun and leveled it at the cashier. "Now, I want you to ask me, real nice, 'do you want potato wedges with that?" The Cashier gulped because

the cashier been trained to promote the peach iced tea and was afraid she'd get in trouble with her manager if she'd say the wrong thing. The gun-wielding chicken robber didn't

have time for the peaches shtick, she had some business to take care of. "I hear this establishment sells something called 'Eggbeaters'," said the gun-wielding chicken. "Explain."

"There must be some mistake," I replied. "'Eggbeaters'? Wait a minute! You mean 'leg feeders'!" I handed him the appliance, slid in 3 grasshoppers pushed the button - voila! Legs!

Mr. Grasshopper and Mrs. Caterpillar watched in horror and invaded the blender so it was disabled. Johann was stung by Mrs. Bee, as a distraction. The blender shattered into 59,296

shards that fatally stabbed all the insects on the counter at the time. Johann captured it all on video and became the King of Facebook by 9 am the next morning. But revenge was

a dish best served directly from the freezer, on a silver platter with an ice-cold beverage and a side of cold grits. Marty had been working on his Facebook blackmailing of Johann

hah, busted!" Johann pointed and laughed. Marty's heart sank. Just before the SWAT team burst through the bedroom window, Marty deleted his browser history. Would it save him?