"Only the heart of the girl will show me
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"Only the heart of the girl will show me you are loyal and deserving." Said the queen,with an evil glint in her eyes. The hunter didn't know how he would kill such beauty as
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Betty White, for she was indeed the fairest of them all on the Golden Girls. But the evil queen ordered her death & he had to obey. The hunter snuck onto the set to hunt down Betty
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but instead found Betty's White pet giraffe. The hunter wanted his own pet giraffe so he stole Betty's giraffe rather than killing Betty. The hunter took his giraffe home but
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knew he needed to kill Betty White. The giraffe was thriving in the hunter's home, &was very good at changing lightbulbs, so the hunter was grateful, but he knew Betty must die.
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NO, not Betty! She was a national treasure right then and there she knew that she would have to choose between Betty and her husband. You would think the decision would be hard
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but Betty's last name was so much more attractive than here husband's last name, Plum. And he often liked to do her in the library with a candlestick. Or, was it in the kitchen
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with the rope? Professor Plum and Ms. White spent a lot of time avoiding Colonel Mustard. It was intolerable how he kept asking if anyone had any Grey Poupon. They decided to
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go for a walk in the forest. Birds tweeted, an enraged marsupial shrieked occasionally. "Er..Ms White," said Prof. Plum,"why have you got a spanner in your handbag?" She blanched
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. "All the better to smash your brains out with,"she groaned as she reached into her bag. Her innocently evil eyes forever haunted me as I ran.
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- 2013-03-03 06:58:17
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- 2013-03-10 10:53:55
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