It was a bright cold day in April, and the

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

As people escaped from their offices, they found themselves wanting to turn around and go back in to their warm cubicles and spinning chairs. One man in particular did just that.

Bob. He pulled the shortest straw, so he had to stay behind and distract the Boss Monster while we all escaped. "Now, I feed!" Boss Monster screeched. Our guilt subsided when Bob

got out the salt and pepper for Boss Monster while we skeedaddled outta there. "Hot sauce?" were the last words Bob spoke before he was consumed. Great friend, Bob. Boss Monster

was the sheriff of Monster Hazzard county. He had a deputy named Rosco Zombietrain and his hellhound named "Flesh." There were two young monsters who drove a very fast car called t

Drove my car through a red light where there was a camera. The ticket arrived the following day. I suddenly owed over $500 in tickets and I wasn't in the car! Crazy Spook had found

my spare keys and was joy riding my car while I was at work. $500. 00 later I needed money fast. Bubba was after me. I tried to sell my large white body but

the only taker turned out to be Bubba's son, Tiny Bubba, who was a well-known ukulele player with a growth on his face that looked like another face. I climbed out the bedroom

closet wearing a creepy clown suit which scared Big Bubba and Tiny Bubba alike. Tiny Bubba's mole jumped clean off his face and ran away screaming, never to return.