Calvin was working the corner. Hobbes was

Calvin was working the corner. Hobbes was on look out. Omar sat in a car, watching. Marlow rolled up in a Caddy.

At first, I stood still watching so that the men didnt suspect me. I knew that by walking casually by them, I would have the most success... meaning, I had to be anything but

nervous. I skipped pass the men swinging my purse back and forth."La, tra-la, la, nothing to see here, I am innocent as a new born lamb." I hoped my demeanor would allow me to

the infamous "Ronald's Kidney Stone". It was the most beautiful gem I had ever seen, a beautiful root beer brown. Just as I approached the case, I heard a whisper in my ear. "You

are under arrest". I turned to say: "What for? and err why are you whispering?". The policeman explained that there was a huge rabies infected panda behind me sleeping. I reached

And gave him the panda, who had taken a sleeping pill and asked if they would be satisfied with that. The policeman said yes. The panda wasn't even mine and I didn't know hinamee

could play the sitar but I was about to find out. They invited me to follow them into the 2nd garden where the forking path changed color. It was now an azure cerulean mix Panda

disco! And it was raining men! And Donna Summers was there, looking for her cake! I lingered there a while, mesmerized by the light-up dance floor, but then the floor swallowed me

like a nostril slurping up cocaine in the Ladies Room lounge, and I found myself floating in a pool of saltwater somewhere in Maine. I was a child again, and my bottom was sandy.