It's depressing. All these great stories

It's depressing. All these great stories & no one is adding to them. I think I'll go drink an entire bottle of Maker's Mark now. Care to join me? Oh, I forgot. You're not here.

"I'm here" came a wee. twee voice from the empty bottle of Maker's Mark. "I'm always here, PurpleProf. I'll always be there, wherever a great Folding Story Folder has lost a

scarlet thread of continuity ."Maker's Mark makes me mad!" lamented Purple Prof.Yet she continued to spin her senseless yarn while threading through the woven path of drunken tales

as only GreenBanana could write. Purple Prof. had her heart broken by Jayursus over the internet by a service that did telecommuting break ups. Jayursus used a Groupon discount

to buy PurpleProf a night out on the town with the other folders to get over her heartbreak. We all ended up going to Macdonalds because of various dietary and allergy issues.

I excused myself and ran across the alley to the secret joint Mustard Shack & Haggis Hut that was there. I ordered a Fried Dijon Balut and snuck back with them in a MickyD's frybox

Mustard's Last Stand had its annual tailgating event on Hot Dog Island. Chef Olafsson was filming it for the food channel. Mr. Dijon and Sons were the official sponsors of the

event: Colonel Mustard's Last Stand.As Morricone's brilliant musical score composed of condiment bottle squirts, sizzling brats and popping beer cans came to it's thrilling climax,

ruined. The aftermath was a room full of overturned tables, wadded-up linens, smashed plates and missing silverware and passed-out toddlers drooling on the carpet. It was a fiasco.