If the world in 2050 is suspected of being

If the world in 2050 is suspected of being so populous, why go to Walmart?

Then a large sack of poop falls from the sky and Walmart decides to sell it causing a ruckus about

the price and the smell... so walmart decided to

roll back time. I looked at the clock. It was 11:96. Four minutes to midnight, but something didn't feel right. Shoppers went about their business as if

there was nothing wrong at all. They acted as one would in any normal minute, but this minute was far from normal. because

it lasted 90 seconds but maybe the sand in the hourglass was clogged. They continued scrabbling until the news broadcast was interrupted. "NASA scientists report that time is slow

-ing to a complete stop for 10 minutes tomorrow." The news left us speechless, so we used Scrabble tiles: "n-o t-i-m-e m-e-a-n-s n-o r-e-l-a-t-i-v-i-t-y" "w-h-o-a d-u-d-e"

Which really got us thinking. I mean, with no relativity, there was no perspective. With no perspective, the concepts of both space and time were meaningless, and

We finally discovered it all came from the subconscious. We had been dreaming the whole time. I laughed and said, "Inception."