He was savagely scraped by the sympathy of
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He was savagely scraped by the sympathy of fate. He mistrusted mankind.
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He became a crazy cat guy. You know the type: crazy, lots of cats, male. The postman knocked loudly. "Mr. Exum, your mailbox is full of cats. May I remove them?" His big mistake
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was standing on the front porch when I opened the door. My cat hording came to an apex when the main pile of cats fell forward onto him, spilling outside like curdled milk.
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Oy! The smell! It was sour, warm & vomity all at once, assaulting his senses as he lay beneath the pile of mewling pussies. "This is all your own damn fault!" I reminded him. "You
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shouldn't have fed them that ice cream. How am I going to get rid of that smell?" The countless cats covering me started and purring and snoring. I was going to be here awhile.
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I was eventually smothered to death by all the cats. My spirit melded with theirs.I was a man on the inside, but a cat on the outside.I also acquired super powers. I was CatManDo.
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Even though I'd just become a superhero, my arch-nemesis CatManDon't was ready with a spray bottle. "Hiss!" I shouted glibly -- I'd have to get used to being a cat later. "Not so
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fast". I pulled out a big bag of catnip which swung gently in the breeze.
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Or rather I tried to. Mr. Snuffles was not having ANY of that as evidenced by the font of blood pooling in my sock. "Damn you PetSmart Adoption Center!" I cried.
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There was no point in trying. Adopting a puppy at PetSmart was a more violent affair than I realized. I gave up and brought home a goldfish instead. Oh, and my blood-filled sock.
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