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"Our highrise buildings are highest quality.

  • "Our highrise buildings are highest quality. Earthquake proof, efficient recirculation cooling..." "The Sheik would like to know, can you put make his rooftop swimming pool shaped

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  • like his face. The Sheik has recently sponsored a new airline. He would like the pilots to be reminded who they are really working for every time they fly over this building.

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  • So the Sheik set up a transmitter to set off the airplane's warning alarm, and a message showed up saying "Who's your daddy?" and then after the plane passed over the building, it

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  • spelled out the pilot's phone number in exhaust. He was a notorious lady killer, and no damn low fuel light was going to stop him from scoring some skyscraper corporate babes.

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  • However, the low cabin pressure light was also flashing and the pilot started to lose consciousness. The air traffic controllers tried to contact an aircraft nearby to confirm the

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  • pizza order but no dice. The air traffic controllers were going berserk. That's when Tom pulled a package out of his pocket and said, "I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

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  • and I can't even remember why I wanted to quit anyway" Despite the noisy sky, an old friend popped up behind Tom and said "Sniffing glue makes you forget things, that's why you

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  • At that point I forgot everything. Every little thing: Who I was, what that bright ball in the sky was, and even how I was meant to stand with these flattish objects on the bottom

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  • of these stick-like appendages attached to my...whatever this is called. I forgot that too. Crumbling into a ball, I hugged the last thing on earth I loved: my teddy bear...& wept.

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2 Comments

  1. Billierard Oct 20 2013 @ 10:22

    I didn't mean to write " ...". My computer had a spaz attack and went all strange. ^_^; Sorry

  2. SlimWhitman Oct 20 2013 @ 10:41

    Well, amazingly - a rare exception - in this case it works!

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