"Our highrise buildings are highest quality.

"Our highrise buildings are highest quality. Earthquake proof, efficient recirculation cooling..." "The Sheik would like to know, can you put make his rooftop swimming pool shaped

So the Sheik set up a transmitter to set off the airplane's warning alarm, and a message showed up saying "Who's your daddy?" and then after the plane passed over the building, it

spelled out the pilot's phone number in exhaust. He was a notorious lady killer, and no damn low fuel light was going to stop him from scoring some skyscraper corporate babes.

However, the low cabin pressure light was also flashing and the pilot started to lose consciousness. The air traffic controllers tried to contact an aircraft nearby to confirm the

pizza order but no dice. The air traffic controllers were going berserk. That's when Tom pulled a package out of his pocket and said, "I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

and I can't even remember why I wanted to quit anyway" Despite the noisy sky, an old friend popped up behind Tom and said "Sniffing glue makes you forget things, that's why you

...

At that point I forgot everything. Every little thing: Who I was, what that bright ball in the sky was, and even how I was meant to stand with these flattish objects on the bottom

of these stick-like appendages attached to my...whatever this is called. I forgot that too. Crumbling into a ball, I hugged the last thing on earth I loved: my teddy bear...& wept.