A gentle wise man once shared with me a secret

A gentle wise man once shared with me a secret of great wisdom, "Never pickup things that require the use of more than two hands, In other words, don't try to do

wat u can handle. Do jus wat u can half-handle, bcoz y use 2 hands wen u can use jus 1? Y risk both hands wen u can risk jus 1 so wen anything happens, u still have the other 1

string tied to the remaining stump of thumb, a reminder to be careful with the cutter.This explains half of the assembly workers’ “One Hand Candy” nickname for him. “Candy” was bec

-ause his hand was grubby like Uncle Buck's. One Hand Candy dropped his keys into a tangle of gears and sharp machinery. "How clumsy of me," he said as he reached for it and

let out a rasping, but unsatisfactory fart. "And again!" he said triumphantly. I didn't even blink as I held his wrist and forced his hand into the rotating gears. "

"No!" That was the command prompt my operating system responds to. If the other robot says, "no" then no erotic interchange can happen. That's why there is no date rape between bot

s & just another reason to add to the list of why I prefer to date robots. They are always on time, always polite, maybe not great conversationalists but the dont judge you either

. As a gal dating robots, My only hang up is the product placement. "Hello, (CLAIRE) you look (WONDERFUL) today. Have you had (PEPSI)?"

It was money I needed, so I put up with it...that and the rude metal hands groping my now bruised flesh. (Sigh) The things I did to get through law school. But it was all worth it.