I can't believe my best friend just found

I can't believe my best friend just found out.

He didn't expect that bad things happen to good people, & the irony was lost on the brown nosers who wrote in to complain that Det. Manatee's character was offensive to manatees.

Chief Inspector Dugong was leaning against the water cooler explaining a case about stolen speed boats, hawaii five-o memorabilia and goats to Det. Manatee when a crowd of

Barracuda rushed the station, flashing their cameras. "Chief Inspector, what's the news on this case of the surgeon accused of killing his wife? This Dr. Caviar?" Dugong looked

that small incident at the fish hatchery,but Inspector Dugong was let off the hook for that one.Dugong was certain that ol' Alba Core was somehow involved with Mrs. Caviar's murder

at the cannery. Mrs.Caviar was endulging in her secret fetish, canned smelt. As the face of Stanley's Sturgeon she became a liability. "Sorry Charlotte". But Manatee PI knew better

than to trust a woman in fishnets. "But you're about to be a charry charlatan!" Detective James Manatee flicked his Cigrenade into the last of his Mick Jagger Bomb, diving through

a portable hole he had pulled from his boxers and flung on the ground. He snagged the hole on his way down. Judging by the noise, the explosion must have leveled the block. Manatee

surveyed the devastation impassively & drew reflectively on his turtle grass cheroot. Back at the precinct he scrawled across the dog eared file CASE CLOSED & threw it in the bin.