"Wow, it's a good thing my costume has no

"Wow, it's a good thing my costume has no socks," said Sarcastiman. "I bet they would've been knocked off by the immensity of this new assignment, Cap'n." Captain Frank rolled

"Wow, did the enormity of the situation just hit you, son?" Sarcastiman laid his palm atop the old man's head.

Santiago seethed silently as Sarcastiman grinned. Santiago's silver hair spoke the truth of his wisdom, but Sarcastiman continued. "Yessiree, looks like a fine day for fishing

" cackled Scat Man Corothers. Santiago charged his silver hair shocked Scat Man. Sarcasticman took this opportunity to sucker punch Santiago by saying this really funny thing, "

Eh. I've got nothing." The whole world laughed at Sarcasticman's genius. Santiago was ashamed of his existence and vanished from civil society. They found his body in

Det. Manatee and his sea monkeys were called in to investigate. They arrived after having coffee and breakfast, as they knew it would be a difficult case. They had experience.

It was not a happy experience for experience but he was experienced at experiencing that experience so experienced on into a new experience. Det. Manatee hated learning from experi

-ence and preferred to get his experience from books. His mother, Madelyn Manatee, was mistrustful of her son's bookish ways. "Idle flippers are the devil's Playstation," she would

say. He swished a fin in her general direction. "Mom! Puh-lease," he said, exasperated. "Can't you see I'm trying to study?" He closed the door. Someday maybe she would understand.