Q: Where do you put your cat's dead chipmunk?

Q: Where do you put your cat's dead chipmunk? (a) garbage, (b) neighbor's yard, (c) neighbor's mail slot.

Under the bright lights, things got uncomfortable. "And your final answer?" The host lifted an eyebrow dramatically. "I'd put my cat's dead chipmunk in the neighbor's mail slot."

"Congratulations!" shouted the host, "that was the correct answer! Next question. If you felt your coworker was enfringing your personal space by the fridge in the kitchenette what

chamacallit--" "The mini-bar?" "Yah. If you felt your colleague was hogging it, how would you respond? Would you A) ask politely for them to share, B) take it up with a manager, C)

squeal like a pig, D) put on your big boy pants and have an adult conversation about sharing, or E) none of the above?" The test taker thought long and hard before answering.

His mind raced as he struggled to come up with the right answer. The fate of the universe was hanging in the balance! Finally, he said, "Can I phone a friend?"

"Rrrrrrriiight-o! Within 5 minutes, all of the oxygen will be sucked out of the atmosphere!" The Fate of the Universe game show host held up a finger. "But wait! If you can name

the three most common misuses of a nose trimmer, you can stay Earth's collective hypoxemia sentence & become a hero of the human race. Filbert pondered. "Um, how about using it to

trim your ear hair?" "NO! No no no no no no no no! Only for nose! Never for ear!" 70s TV movie actors were sent home by the droves. Filbert just kept pondering the possibilities.