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Military androids marched in perfect lockstep

  • Military androids marched in perfect lockstep across the concrete training ground. Their perfect forms reflected the harsh light of twin suns at their daily apex. The whistle of

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  • dinner echoed across the desert sand. Immediately, the robots lost all decorum and rushed the chow tent. "Ain't you boys done enough marching? I whipped up some ion flapjacks!"

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  • which didn't touch the sides despite the nuts and bolts. Dessert robots can be fussy eaters and one suddenly belched a

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  • -n R2 unit with a sassy attitude. But it would soon learn respect. But when the protocol droid approached

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  • the apex of Mt. Mordor, Lando pushed the damn robot in, stealing the One Ring just in time & hitched a ride on Jar^2's flame-spewing Corley motorbike to deliver it to Indiana Jones

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  • Saxophone Icosahedron. "Oh hell," Harrison Ford interjected in a fit of sobriety. "You directors just don't know when to stop." He passed out and nearly fell into the pool, but

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  • I threw in a stepladder that I happened to have about my person. Harrison Ford erected the ladder and climbed out of the deep end. "Learn to swim!" I yelled through my megaphone

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  • Harrison was always having a crisis. Tom Hanks had a good cry when I told him to take out his earplugs, & Tom Cruise? You guessed it. He wanted to use a couch as a diving board

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  • . What else do you want to know?" I asked the National Inquirer reporter as he flashed another C-note at me. "What's the truth about Oprah? Is she really a Nazi conspirator?" He as

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  • ked. Just as I was going to confirm his suspicions, I felt a sharp pain in my leg. "What's this? D-did you shoot me?" A dart w/a golden O was attached to my leg. Then all went dark

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