"Okay Ryan," Martha started exasperated,

"Okay Ryan," Martha started exasperated, "So what you're telling me is; you're gay, an angry midget wants to kill you, and you have an ancient relic from god knows where. Why?"

"No Martha," Ryan said, "what I'm trying to say is I am a midget, you are gay and the relic is modern & made in China." "Right, so if I have this straight we've got a gay Chinese

swine trough vessel depicting the gory battle of the Two Suns being estimated QUITE POORLY by a mill midget who insists it is not in fact ancient. So listen here you little two bit

hawker. That little vessel has been in my family since the day my grandmother came back from the Battle of Two Suns. She had bought it from a kiosk at the hospital mall the day aft

But one day the stopper stopped stopping & that startled a starry eyed starlet who had come to see the relic & meet granny who she was going to play in the movie about that battle.

Her movie role destined her to battle the battling battler one on one, fists only, to the death. Not the first time Granny had been in such a fight. If only she had remembered

to bring her glasses. On her first swing she caught the poor referee square on the chin. In between rounds she confused corners & sat on her opponent's lap.He wasn't into old women

But that just might have been because she had doubled down on the Depends for the fight. By the time she got the corners figured out the bell rang beginning the 13th round.

She was desperate to win. That's when it dawned on her. Granny wrestling! If she had depends so did her opponent. She pants her in under 10 seconds depends and all! New world champ