"...Now this is different," I said. Tiny

"...Now this is different," I said. Tiny little bumps were beginning to form on my knuckles. The weird thing was, that they were a sickly green color. "Wonder how this happened..."

I sifted through my recent past. Oh yeah -- the chlorophyll supplements and the cat treats which also had chlorophyll. I cut those out, but days later I had green knuckle hair and

had developed a strange addiction to sunlight. My mother tried to make me stay inside, but I claimed that I couldn't as I was now heliotropic. At this she just backed away slowly.

Because behind me was a bloodthirsty

bartender. His parents had always been of the lowest caste and thus he'd learned to get his sustenance where he could!

On the metro his eyes met repeatedly gangnam style with a beautiful woman. It was love! She was a brahmin, he was untouchable. How could the lovers get it on & bang a gong in such

a way that it wouldn't wake the neighbors downstairs? The couple didn't worry about it & ended up banging the gong all night long. The next morning, ol' Mrs. McGillicuddy knocked

and yelled "you two were going at it pretty good but then it stopped around 5am! Mr. McGillicuddy used to have the same problem until he bought these pills in Mexico! Here! Try one

gandor of goslings. One learned morse quack and a sailor translated. We're fucked now. Kill the goose or the sailor? Ah forget it. I wonder what else this gosling knows. Did it