Connel stood on the roof of Century tower

Connel stood on the roof of Century tower in his kilt, inflated his Bag pipe and on the count of midnight began to play Auld Lang Syne.

As Connel played the haunting melody from centuries ago echoes across the Scottish highlands, the Ghosts of Ages Past arose from their graves for their annual New Year ceilidh.

Rob Roy appeared in front of Connel. "Well you have called me, what do you want?" Connel pulled out a picture of his boss, held it up and said, "I need you to

Before long the bottom was wiggling so much that the entire room shook causing a malfunction in the vapour spectrometer and the dividing gradient maximiser was going

on and off, showing levels of radiation up to fifty times higher than allowed. The two scientists picked up vaccine samples and rushed out just as the nuclear reactor

went into the final stages of meltdown. One scientist rushed to hijack the nearest car in the parking lot while the other hauled a cardboard box full of the vaccines behind her.

They managed to hot-wire the car & drove away just before the explosion. The two scientists exchanged looks of relief. There was a crash from the back seat. The box of vaccines had

imploded and formed a self-conscious entity. The two scientist stopped the car and looked into backseat. The amorphous thing burbled, "Say good-bye to that Nobel prize."

As this was the Nobel prize for grilled cheese sandwich. Not just any sandwich either, you see these were made by Flo from Mel's diner. Cooked with a left handed spatula on