Life's too short to give a shit! Life's too

Life's too short to give a shit! Life's too short to hear out anyone's complaints about what I'm wearing! So I strip in public and yell, "NUUUDISTOOOO,,, BEEEEAACH!!!"

"If life's short, that's all the more reason not to waste it stripping in public," she told me. She paused, then continued, "Even so, your tanning stencil of a longsword is cool

." Filled with existential despair, I pulled my clothes back on and walked away from her. She was right. Life was too short to strip in public, so what could I do? Perhaps I could

strip in private. But that's called undressing and doesn't accrue monetary rewards... usually. I got printed off the internet 1000 cards advertising my exclusive undressing session

Wait... no... I had a "senior moment" where I just forgot everything that I needed to remember... What the heck??? An undressing party... what was I thinking of... well I did see..

a lot of "senior" people…undressing…in all their pimpled and wrinkly glory…why is it that I don't fully remember? Am I trying to…suppress something? It's blurry…was I drugged…? I…

The Chamomile tea? My bingo partner Ethyl had served me it with a wink to calm my nerves when I had 2 three-in-a-rows. Bingo! My hips ache & I've got almond flavored lipstick smear

ed all over my depend undergarments. I told them I didn't need to go to a nursing home, I ain't old I tell ya! I ain't old! I stuck another stick of freedent gum into my mouth and

swallowed, because I lost all my teeth long ago. "Let me go! Let me GO, you whippersnappers!" I cried, as they drug me away, my orthopedic shoes dragging. So here I am & only 39.