The heater breathed out life sustaining heat

The heater breathed out life sustaining heat into the apartment, but it was far too late for that. It had betrayed the children during the night during a moment of petty revenge

for wiping someone's toothbrush on the dog's crotch. The father turned off the heat to teach the little bastards a lesson. But they had frozen because they had wet the bed and

and passed out somewhere between Lima, Peru (not to be confused with Aunt Pru who lives in Boliva with her 3 cats, 2 goats and a chicken) and Tijuana. Man who doesn't love a beer

with a piece of lime in it while lying in a hammock strung between two palm trees. He heard some rustling and then what must have been a large coconut fell beside him. He looked up

to see a small, hot pink, panda bear in one of the trees. Either someone spiked his drink or Disney Beach Vacations had outdone themselves in the bear husbandry dept. It smiled at

him, curling a long, gnarled finger in his direction. "Man", he thought, backing away quickly. "There's nothing like stumbling across a hot pink panda to make you wonder if it's

time to stop eating those mushrooms, am I right?" Before any sort of response could be made, a deafening scream was heard, and the very ground shook.

and there stood before them a living breathing pun. Both in the visual and aural sense. The mighty butt-ox was a magnificent creature with a behind for horns. Noticing them, it

winked, strolling over on its powerful bovine legs. It made a series of indecorous noises and stared at the others. The moment stretched for several hours, the ox growing nervous