Initially he had thought the shrink ray was

Initially he had thought the shrink ray was a lame invention, but when he realized he could shrink whole cows and sautee them in a little butter and garlic, he realized the true

potential of the shrink ray device. He wondered if he could also shrink brains in addition to cattle. He decided to try it on himself first. Zap! Uh-oh.

He definitely should not have aimed it at his junk, which was laughably small to begin. Now the shrink ray made everything so tiny that he appeared as smooth as a Ken doll.

He was hoping for the Donnie Doll, you know from Donnie and Marie, but not Ken! The more he looked at his stuff he did admire how smooth he was, at least he'll save $ on waxing.

We could call him Ken because we had seen his "purpose" in the locker room. Ken Starr was about to get his biggest camp experience when

super camp Todd invited everyone to his new Broadway Production. Ken didn't think he was a homophobe but he actually did have a lot of prejudices. Ken Starr couldn't imagine his

son being gay when there were all these bucks to hunt. Ken Starr mumbled to himself from atop a tree as he reloaded, "No son of mine will wear boots for fashion and not function."

His son heard this and turned, bearing his teeth. "Form and function!" he screamed at his father, who, shocked by his son's conviction, lost his balance and fell from the high limb

of the coconut tree. Oh no! Chicka chicka boom boom. Skit, scat, scoodle-doot, Flip, flop, flee. He fell to the bottom of the coconut tree.