She's a brick, and ever so slowly, she drowns

She's a brick, and ever so slowly, she drowns me.

In the murky depths of our relationship, I wonder when I will hit bottom. If only she would release me so I could rise and she will sink further.

and a sinking flounde at that. I changed my mind and grasped at her feet. "No! You can't leave me! Come back!" She kicked at me but I grabbed her leg and held tight. Now we were bo

th floundering and sinking to the muddy bottom. Our feet squished in the slimy muck below. She squirmed and kicked me in the chin with her free leg. Stars danced above my head.

I let go of her & swam to the surface of the lake, river, I didn't care anymore. Her head popped up, she took a breath and yelled, "get away from me, you freak!" "But I love you!"

She doggy-paddled away from me. "Leave me alone! I hate..." glubglubglubglub... And just like that, she was gone. Someone or something pulled her under! "My love!" I cried, splashi

splashing and floundering she disappeared under the water. Only bubbles could be seen where she had disappeared.

Then the water calmed down, like it was covered in oil. Not a single crease or wave. Perfect as a sheet of liquid glass. Then the water surface twitched. It was a huge eye, and it

revealed to me that it had created all the water in the world by shedding a huge amount of tears. I knew this was impossible because it didn't possess lacrymal glands, you see?