I was trying to capture the static electricity

I was trying to capture the static electricity in his hair. It was shooting it out in all directions and I was hoping for a spark. A little spark and I could increase the oxygen in

in my oxygenated crest toothpaste. The tube said that I could feel it "tingle" on my gums but I could not. But when I reached for the static electricity in his hair my hand decided

it was a good time to start disobeying me, and instead, it started doing a horrendous impersonation of Lady Gaga, using my fingers to shape her lips. Finally, the tingly sensation

was just too much to bear. And so it was that I began my journey deep into the bowels of adventure. I ran like a coward and injected my

neck with 100 mg of pure Epinephrine. This gave me the courage and insanity I required to complete my stunt of jumping 30 schoolbuses. I totally did it, and it was rad. My heart

was racing and the adrenaline soared through my body. I could do anything. 30 school buses? Shit, that was for losers. How about 50 buses filled with children strapped with

other children strapped with anti-dirtbikecraft missiles? I fired up my Tamaha and headed for the buses, but it suddenly shut down. My engine had a Rationality Override feature and

Finns & I didn't need multiple speeds to get through the tall weeds. I was rockin' the boombox, scrapin' up the gravel rocks, my bottle rocket launchers lookin' totally staunched.

We kicked up the dirt as we drove off into the sunset, just two best friends, enjoying our God-given right to take our bikes off-road and open the throttle.