It was her wedding day.The church and the

It was her wedding day.The church and the tables for the reception where both decorated with tulips in every variety available.It was winter,it cost a lot but her mother insisted

-tained a group of expectant mothers with her dad's whimsical

marionette collection...yes, right there in the waiting room at the OB-GYN's office. She was Garfinkling without permission, for the sole purpose of discovering the relationship

between the various organs in her abdomen. Why wasn't her appendix speaking to her spleen? Her left kidney - sulking for years. And talk about bitter ovaries. Her OB-GYN pursed her

hands as she clasped the microphone and its tendrils, which were octopus-like in nature. They even numbered eight. How amazing can that be? The tendrils talked in Gibberish.

The tendrils were made of memory metal and sparked at 110000V. The octopus-like tendrils of her mic stole the show. Shamed she left the stage while the audience threw electric fish

at each other, their version of a mosh pit. Gills against gills, they called it. The fish people had a few peculiar habits and cultural oddities. some, more pleasant than others.

But the fish people loved their cultural heritage and held a festival every year to honor it. Barefoot Joe's BBQ sold enough dead flies on that day to buy a new aquarium. Even

tually, Joe ran out of flypaper. Billions of pissed-off bereaved flies seeking vengeance needed no 2nd invite. His head in the aquarium & feet on the BBQ, Joe died in fire & water.