A Frenchman, a Mexican, and an African-Canadian

A Frenchman, a Mexican, and an African-Canadian walk into a bar in southeastern Kentucky. The music stops. Reg

ulations from the fire department clearly state that the bar's maximum safety capacity has been exceeded by one. The Frenchman, Mexican, and African-Canadian play Russian Rou

lette. The African-Canadian put the gun to his temple. The Mexican began to play the theme music from "The Good, the Bad & the Ugly" on a panflute. This pissed off the Frenchman

soap. Brown bubbles formed on his mouth and people thought that he had

been fermenting beer in his stomach again. Not this time, however, as there was no hoppy smell about him and he didn't seem drunk at all. Perplexed, they sought the advice of the

gastroenterlogist about this idea of starting a brewery in his stomach. The doctor was pretty excited about the idea and invested $250K in the venture. The Beer Belly Brewery

Legal

pads fill the Cosmos -- it's the law. The beat patrol can walk the beat, the dots and pulses can clamor for

limited attention from the SETI program and amateur astronomers. The beat patrol will need to walk the beat at 200 bpm whilst listening to Dutch gabber. Comply or die!