"Some truffle hound this is" he thought digging

"Some truffle hound this is" he thought digging below yet another tree. His uncle left him Rufus & his half brother Amos had inherited the estate. Then his shovel struck something

He tapped it with the shovel. It sounded like a box. He scooped away the dirt. A chest was in the ground. It had dragons carved in the lid and this word "Forever." Jasper

"Get some sutures in here stat!" The surgeon took out a vorpal scapel +4 and battled the tiny dragons coming out of the chest cavity. Jasper had to be triaged by the ER cleric.

Jasper was an unwilling father of dragons but the dragons would fight to survive any way they could. They were brilliantly colored, intelligent, and focused on survival at all cost

"Dad," moaned a dragon..."For the love all that's holy," spluttered Jasper, "I'm not, repeat not, your Dad. How can a cocker spaniel father a great big bleeder like you?" Crestfall

GENES, DUH DAD.

Like, seriously, Dad! It's your fault! Why'd you have to procreate in the first place?

The question brought him back to that night. He was drunk out of his mind. She barely knew him. Yet, they still got it on in the back of his GMC Syclone. His offspring stared at

him dumbfounded. And you stayed together all these years? That must have been some magical night. Yes, yes it was he said as looked over his 17 kids and 41 grandchildren.