Accurately interpreting nonverbal communication

Accurately interpreting nonverbal communication codes is harder than one might think. For example, most people think that liars are not able to maintain direct eye contact, but

that would be a lie. I knew a flaming liar named Cliff who could lie like a dog and look you direct in the eye. That's why I have this melon ball scraper. See what I do is

scoop out the kangaroos testicles and make a lovely coin purse. You then sell the coin purse to Chinese tourists claiming it has mystical powers. You then use the money to

buy more kangaroo genitals to make more purses. It's capitalism & Adam Smith & Karl Marx would be so proud of you. Now, I know you're worried about the means of production. But don

don't be concerned about the sourcing. I mean, come on, they're marsupials! They have purses built in. Once the downstream markets are primed we will flood them with product.

Mr. Marsupial was extremely smart and had a degree. Marsupials attended excellent schools, taught by kangaroos and koalas. Humans attended poor schools by comparison. A study was

conducted by Dr. Hop a respected Kangaroo Sociologist showed children raised in pouches with tits were better adjusted & more successful than their non-pouched human peers.

The thinking is that pouched humans get accustomed to all the hopping around which gets adapted to the emotional world as well. They are more likely to hop to the next safe haven.

, that's what we are, running from the specter of our own tails, and if we were us (and we are), we should all go jump in the lake of fire, silly little ninnies. That'll teach us.