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Okay I got it. Street Sweeper Wars, Street

  • Okay I got it. Street Sweeper Wars, Street Sweeper's Wives, Are You Smarter than a Street Sweeper? Celebrity Street Sweeper, So You Think You Can Street Sweep? Street Sweeper COPS!

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  • Street Sweeper 90210, Street Sweeper Down Under, Street Sweeper Week, Return of the Street Sweeper, A Street Sweeper Strikes Back

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  • Come on guys! How difficult is it to make this show work?! Budgets are tight! Here we have a perfectly good street sweeper and none of you can come up with an idea for a hit series

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  • . The writers just sat there in silence. Fred timidly spoke up. "OK, how 'bout this? We'll call it 'Sweep Dreams'. A game show. The street sweeper will pick up bums & prostitutes.

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  • Dick nodded his head, "Yes I like the idea, 'Sweep Dreams' for the new show, but we can't call the participants 'bums' or 'prostitutes'. We have to call them

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  • differently talented fruits of the forest. The fruits gathered for the recording of 'Sweep Dreams'. The effing and blinding, the consumption of strong lager, the pungency alone

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  • was enough to remind me of grandpa. Ah sweet disgusting grandpa. He was the one that taught me that "this" is not "that." But he was gross. He had swollen legs.

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  • His squamous skin was due to inbreeding. He'd point at me yelling "qu'est que c'est que ça?" He shot himself when figuratively became an accepted meaning of literally. But Grandpa

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  • had never met his match at Chinese Checkers. There at the last, he'd sit outside Elmer's Bait Shop, his prosthetics removed and placed on the table with the board, waiting for any

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  • passer by to challenge him to a game. He relished the thought that a few minutes later he would once more emerge victorious, triumphant and one game closer to death.

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3 Comments

  1. KieferSkunk May 08 2015 @ 19:46

    Ice Road Street Sweepers? :)

  2. Chaz May 09 2015 @ 23:46

    I had just watched a show about cops at the Mall of America and I thought, "Why not?"

  3. Gibber May 12 2015 @ 22:29

    Because the very little French I know I learned from a book entitled "French in a Nutshell," I thought "qu'est que c'est que ça" meant something like "what is that this is?" but it is "it" not "this." So I totally blew my attempt to carry on the bit about "this" and "that."

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