i was very tired after school as i was returning

i was very tired after school as i was returning home i saw a skeleton walking past me with a cigarette on his mouth,while smoking and smiling at me.i was surprised that...........

a skeleton could smoke. "I don't inhale," he explained. "Then why are you smiling?" I asked. "It's just an illusion," he said, "since I don't have lips. Really, I am quite sad."

As he inhaled deeply and wrapped his lips around the stem of his blow-up doll, an extraordinary thing happened.

The flower opened one petal at a time in slow motion. It was like something created with one of those time lapse camera thingies. Suddenly rosebuds

exploded like fire crackers. The trees' leafs budded, turned red, and then fell off in a burst. Grass shot out of the ground like crazed snakes.

He'd discovered the ultimate plant growth stimulant, his own pee. He rushed off through the thicket of knee high crab grass as the former saplings tree trunk pressed into the house

The effect was stronger than he thought. The tree was so large now that it was tearing up the house by its foundations. He looked in awe. His pee had brought about a miracle.

And thus, the term "woody" was born. The tree expanded further & faster, demolishing the entire neighborhood, while he was caught up in its branches, lifted higher & higher until

he reached the end. He had no choice but to kill it. So he stabbed and stabbed. He scooped the eyes and broke the teeth. His job was done. He sat and listened to Audioslave.