you should take a deep breath

you should take a deep breath

i will never take deep breath because i am a sushi assortment

consultant, I look at the raw octopus, the plate, the colorschemed, slick my hair back and let my genius

flow out of the third bottle, where it had been patiently waiting. "First, you should probably cook the raw octopus, but only with its consent. They are quite intelligent. Second,

if the octopus does not give its consent to be cooked, you must then engage it in mortal combat. Third, should the octopus win, you will be the one in the cooking pot. Do you under

stand these rules?" The crazy chef asked me. "Oh, I almost forgot, there's a fourth rule" He sprinted out of the room. The octopus crawled out of its cage. The loudspeaker came on

blaring feedback and static. The octopus squirmed around, flinching at the sound. “Rules are made to be broken!” I suddenly declared and brandished a sharp seafood knife. It was in

that moment that the door bust open. "Not my octopus!" The scientist shouted. She threw a gun to Mr. Octonoodle, who caught and aimed it straight at me. I brought a knife to a gun

and have nothing but respect for your kind." He held me in his inscrutable gaze, the pistols poised and ready to fire. We stared at each other. We're still staring right now.