Even after being away for so long, I knew

Even after being away for so long, I knew how everything worked. Well, mostly. I was more surprised they'd replaced my control panel with one big red button. I pressed it, and then

the fold just wrote itself. I watched passively and then giggled nervously. I'd even become superfluous in my subversive entertainment activities. It's when the "auto mode" 'liked'

every stupid fold, clicking and typing the night away. Or until one giggle -louder than the others- wakes your wife... As she stormed down the stairs

, tripped over a squeaky toy left by the dog, and tumbled downstairs on her rear, I knew it was going to end badly. I stowed my tablet computer with my latest late-night fold

still up. No, my dying dog could wait--I couldn't let someone else fold my line. I took out my tablet & folded my line. Priorities in check, I went to see the status of my dog

. It turned out my dog had recovered & was logged in on the laptop, flagging my latest fold as spam. He looked up guiltily at me, & hid his username. Now I knew who was sabotaging

my awesome online storytelling!I put his head through a piece of bread and made him shame-watch me as I logged into his FB (pw:woof) and posted racial slurs ("cats stink").That'll

This was not a kitty mac. He did use the tablet sitting on the table. That had a touch screen and the mouse was not one he could kill and eat. What a disappointment it was!

But, as we all know, life is full of disappointments. He had to get over it. He had to rise! No pussyfooting around! So he simply jumped back down & played with a shoestring.