Two men, one short and one tall, sit in a

Two men, one short and one tall, sit in a desert. They wear bowler hats and there is a lone tree in the foreground. The tall man says, "The bus should have been here by now."

I walk across the desert road to a candy machine. Just as I grab my Zero Bar, the bus picks up my friend and leaves me behind. The candy makes me thirsty, and this is the desert.

With heat and the candy an all, I started getting a little parched. I turned to Bear and said, "Hey man, I'm thirsty. Got anything to drink." Bear had his pants off and was

more than happy to fill up a frothy mug of warm pungent bear punch. It's the best after pounding gummi bears & sour worms. I felt a great bubble of gas building in my ruminant-like

hind-quarters. So, I deep-sixed the bear-punch and high-tailed it over to my high-rise to get some much needed R-n-R.

I walked up 24 floors as the lift was broken. Once in, I realised I'd forgotten to buy milk. I needed coffee so I unfurled a banner from the window saying 'BRING MILK NOW!' Then

the most udderly amazing thing happened. Bessie the SuperCow personally delivered fresh milk right to my window. Then she turned & flew right back out my window. I watched her cape

billow gloriously in the wind as Bessie the flying SuperCow careened off-course, crashing into the windmill and then crushing two ducks and a chicken upon landing. I spewed milk

onto the bare, cold ground before me. This was turning out to be the worst of the worst days ever imaginable. If only