Wouldn't you know it, the Global Vampire

Wouldn't you know it, the Global Vampire Pandemic coincided EXACTLY with an anomalous 500% increase in the output of UV radiation by the sun, so that the average moon-lit night was

extremely dangerous without coating your entire body with 1000 factor sunscreen. The vampires struggled with the radiation but eventually built tunnels

which ultimately collapsed on them and their fans annihilating them from popular writing for a very long time indeed. Insects survived and emerged years later to a world

where insane delitantes collapse on their fans and annihilate them from worlds of unsolicited sarcastic rejoinders. Delitantes wearing dresses made of cake. Cake-wearing was a new

diet. If you ate through your junk food dress, you would reveal the fatty fat nudity beneath, so you ate less. I emptied my entire pantry onto myself and went on a deli jaunt.

I am an emotional eater. When I'm in a deli, though, I am strangely comforted by the smell of pastrami. I ate my way through 5 delis in 2 hours because my fatty fat makes me feel

like Dumbo, in the movie. You must go to Cafe Deli. I can't because I poo too much & you must be a baby. By your hand, I would love to marry you. Oh, by the way, that's about the

strangest juxtaposition I've seen in a while. I like the idea of going to a deli in Delhi, after all that means they would be serving lots of naan, dal, basmati rice, and of course

the strangest juxtaposition I've seen in a while. I like the idea of going to a deli in Delhi, after all that means they would be serving lots of naan, dal, basmati rice