"The Commies are Coming: the Musical" landed

"The Commies are Coming: the Musical" landed on Mr. Hackensmoot's desk during the darkest hour of his producer career. How to finance it? He retitled the musical "Bolshevik

Babes in Babushkas" and got the cheapest off-off-off Broadway theater he could find to run it. "Bolshevik Babes in Babushkas" (or 'B to the three' as its fans called it) went on

to become a HUGE hit & then toured nationally.I was lucky enough to get hired as the stage manager for "Bolshevik Babes in Babushkas" & got to know the "girls" pretty well. Hairy

but fine athletic men, all of them. One of the upsides was that it came with the job to shave those hairy bastards down. Boris the butcher was particularly

eager to have a whack at it, yet also particularly bad at doing so. His right hand would always start to twitch, which made it difficult to aim. Once the blade slipped, and Boris

had killed a golfer. Boris thought practicing knife throwing outside was the safest thing in the world. But he'd retired on a golf course. And so here was a dead duffer in a sand

pit. He pulled the knife from the golfer's forehead, fetched a spade & buried him in the bunker. Boris then resumed knife throwing practice until the golf course was littered with

dead pigeons. Boris then got tired and decided to leave the golf course to go and have a bite to eat. He pocketed the knife and the spade and set off towards Brucies Steakhouse for

Your meal will be ready in 10 minutes. You are going to like it, sir." Yes, it had portobello mushrooms as well as those shaped like a trumpet. The Paradise Steakhouse was popular.