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Have you ever twitched just as you're falling

  • Have you ever twitched just as you're falling asleep? That's Them. Trying to get in. If you're strong you'll wake up a little and They go away. But if you're weak They enter and

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  • take over you in your sleep until you can't take it anymore. What is "them", you ask? Why, it's quite simple-the little monsters hiding in the dusty corners of your mind.

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  • Her grandma patted her on the face and said, "Those little voices in your head are telling you to kill mommy and daddy, my little peach. Go ahead and kill them."

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  • Granny was royally pissed because we wouldn't let her come live with us in our basement after Gramps died. I ignored the voices in my head and wheeled Granny out to the field

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  • where Gramps had ascended. Granny put on the breaks. "I lived with that old coot for 50 years & finally want to live it up a little.The aliens may have him but their not getting me

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  • How are we doing on rations?" Granny asked Uncle Brian. "Good so far, ma'am." "Good. Have the aliens found us yet, Robin?" Robin shot 15 arrows from her bow. "Not anymore."

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  • but then the little woodland birds started falling from the sky, 15 to be exact. "Really, Robin?? You didn't look before you shot your bow AGAIN?" The ZombieEpocalypse was getting

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  • overcrowded. The zombie festival refused to let anymore zombies in. Everything was sold out. The zombies took to the street to party but police with water cannons held them at bay.

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  • The pressure tore asunder their fragile bodies, but being undead they were undeterred. Heads rolled in search of lost necks. The cops laughed as they drank cappuccinos and smoked

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  • hams.That's why the cops never caught the undead. The tantalizing scent of coffee and ham lured the headless undead to Pappy's Restaurant, where unbeknownst to them, a

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3 Comments

  1. jefforama Oct 28 2013 @ 19:55

    Uhhhhh....whooops.

  2. SlimWhitman Oct 29 2013 @ 03:49

    some stories just need to be conitnued... http://foldingstory.com/102y1/

  3. jefforama Oct 29 2013 @ 13:44

    Haha! OK, thanks SlimWhitman. You saved me from complete shame!

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