He feel in love with his doctor's daughter's

He feel in love with his doctor's daughter's teacher's neighbor's mailman's chiropractor's favorite radio talk-show host's attorney's dentist's front desk clerk's sister, Esther.

But Esther was involved with the Dentist's malpractice lawyer's golf buddies dog's coiffure's interior decorators recently out of the closet friend Dennis meaning Esther was availa

ble for weddings & barmitzvas with her one woman monologue. Esther was OK most days, but if someone mentioned dentists, lawyers, dog grooming, decorating, gay friends or Dennis

Miller she went nuts. This is why Esther has been wrapped in bubble wrap. Her Doctor basically had nowhere to go. She was so whacky that regular meds didn't work.

, but each "snap" made her jerk violently. "No! Please! Stop!" she cried. "I don't know anything!"

The man smiled and continued with the torture, (snap) "On my next slide here we are at the famous Corn Palace." (snap) She screamed "All right I'll tell!" (snap)

The woman cried, "Please no more slides. I corn take it any longer!" The man frowned and said, "Aw shucks, I was only trying to educate you... and by the way, call me Colonel."

They refer to me as the KFC colonel, i educated her about chicken, endless chicken food, zinger burgers, chicken wings, bongless banquet, zinger tower burgers and popcorn chicken.

And after 5 years i got diabetes and lost my foot ;(