Ah yes, she was free again. She loved a Sunday

Ah yes, she was free again. She loved a Sunday drive. The Cabbie's aftershave didn't bother her. Ever since the DUI she had to take taxis, but no matter, she was as free as

a vacuum-sealed, wing-clipped hummingbird. She rolled down the taxi's tinted window and jumped into a lake, thereby avoiding cab fare. Her ankle bracelet started buzzing, so

she was electrocuted by having electrical materials under the lake water. This made her suspicious about the anklet's design, since she couldn't take it off to shower. The courts

decided that her suspicion was too grand, for it in turn would raise suspicion about their benefactors. And their benefactors didn't care about showers or one person's will, they

only cared about creating enormous spreadsheets with columns of figures and formulae linking different spreadsheets. Their benefactors still took no showers, so were stinky. She

and told him to stuff it as she threw a half filled turkey on his desk. "We've had it with stuffing gobblers for minimum wage!" The Chief cocked his head back scratched his

feet, said "come on!! it is Christmas time!"

Well roll out the holly! I looked down at my own boring feet &, getting into the spirit, decided to paint my toenails red & green.This was SO much FUN! I wiggled my toes in delight

. Wearing Christmas Balls as earrings, I twirled into town with my green frock. I picked up a large goose carcass and swung it on my shoulder. It would be the bestest ever!