It was the first day of school and I looked

It was the first day of school and I looked in the mirror and discovered I had the chicken pox.

Then I remembered that earlier I accidently bumped into the new girl in the hallway. I said 'scuse me, but she forked her fingers at me & said "A pox on you!" So now look at me!

I first noticed the pox when I was getting changed for gym class. By the time I had finished school that day my entire body was covered in pussy sores. I continued to go about my u

nderwear modeling as if I wasn't afflicted. I couldn't fool my boss, though. Calvin Klein knows a pussy pox when he sees one. He brought me some ointment with that trademark smile.

Was it smile? Was it a smirk? Or a poorly planned grimace. I'll never know because his face was offputting. But there is no denying that that is what Mr. Klein is known for.

He had the power to shapeshift into anything he touched. After making love to his wife he accidently activated his powers. He flopped down the streets as a vagina, not knowing

why he was getting such strange looks. Perhaps his personal grooming habits were out of touch with the current styles. Noticing a barbershop, he stopped in for a quick trim.

At least he thought it was a barbershop. The 'barber' had him sit in a "hair dryer unit". The treatment will just take 10 minutes said the "barber". Then the microelectrodes insert

a probe into his Shriner's port and interface to delete his brain. Gone was his life, all because someone else had the resources, the tech and the will. Broken, forever, by a toy.