Things I did today instead of doing things
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Things I did today instead of doing things on my List of Things To Do Today: 1) Folded stories. 2) Took an extra long lunch. 3) Deleted 492 old emails. 4) Stared at the wall.
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5) Burned all of my SilverSpoons episodes to disc. I love me some Ricky Shroder. 6) Re-record my answering machine message to include my new kitten's name, Meowsers. 7) Go grocery
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shopping in the nude while singing Barry Manilow's greatest hits. 8) Ask a nun if she wants to experience Heaven on Earth. 9) Wear a thong for a day. 10) crank call a
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bowling alley to see if they have 10 pound balls. 11) Snort cocaine off a dolphin that is wearing sunglasses and a gold chain 12) contribute to a folding story checklist 13) Ride a
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unicorn through the magical forest. This is really becoming the best bucket list EVER! 14) have a baby dolphins deliver my baby in the beeeeautiful ocean while the mermaids sing
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a mournful, melancholy love song as the ethereal sea foam billows around us longingly. 15.) Tame a dragon and fly on its back into the sunset 16.) Locate the infamous
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Blackbeard's lost treasure & lie naked together amongst the pearls, knowing our love is even more luminous. 17.) Braid necklaces from lock's of each other's hair. 18.) Climb
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atop a giraffe and do a wee 19.) Buy each other a huge pizza and ride them down a steep hill. 20.) Write saucy poems to each other on the side of catamarans. 21.) Send each other
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anthrax. 22) Punch someone. 23) Set fire to my neighbour's car. 24) Run naked down the Unter den Linden shouting: I'm a banana. 25) Tickle Robert Mugabe 26) Put an squid on my head
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Santa Claus put down the list and sighed heavily. He sipped a little aged tequila. The fire crackled as an elf stoked it. Santa returned to the list and wrote, "Naughty" over it.
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- Started
- 2013-05-29 14:04:01
- Finished
- 2013-05-30 20:14:25
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sundancer May 30 2013 @ 21:54
This is the best folding story in so long! :-)
MangoMania May 31 2013 @ 09:31
Great ending.
CrazyBananas May 31 2013 @ 10:59
Wow, that was a fun one! Great job, Folders!!!
49erFaithful May 31 2013 @ 11:49
Of course, all due respect to the precursor: http://foldingstory.com/xdeil/xdeil/
PurpleProf May 31 2013 @ 13:33
I wonder if you, 49erFaithful, are getting ready to be sent to Santa's Home for Wayward Boys: http://foldingstory.com/f49so/xmitrk/ Hmmmmm????? I think so.
PurpleProf May 31 2013 @ 13:34
Santa's SWEAT SHOP for Wayward Boys, no less!!
49erFaithful May 31 2013 @ 13:49
Oh, I've been here for years PurpleProf. There's so much time, and so little to do. Wait, strike that, reverse it.
HolyEureka May 31 2013 @ 13:58
This one was awesome!
MoralEnd May 31 2013 @ 14:49
Thanks Mango Mania, yeah, Kudos folders.
SlimWhitman Jun 01 2013 @ 11:51
Just 'discovered' this: very good story worthy of the predecessor. Great finish!
mensaque Jun 06 2013 @ 20:10
Great and fun story 49er and folders...I wish I had participated! Great ending,MoralEnd...broke the pattern right on time to make it interesting and coherent!
MoralEnd Jun 06 2013 @ 21:14
Thanks Mensaque and Slim!
49erFaithful Jun 06 2013 @ 23:42
Inspired by true and actual events! Well, except for that Barry Manilow part. That's just crazy talk.
lucielucie Jun 07 2013 @ 07:40
Mine too. Bob Mugabe's just no fun any more.