There's a man running around in a giant hamster

There's a man running around in a giant hamster wheel in the Ukrainian entry to the Eurovision Song Contest. Symbolism? The woman from Moldova just ripped her big blond plait off.

Symbolism. The fellow from Ireland in the turkey costume just.. Hey! That has no merit at all! The Eurovision Song Contest blacked out for integrity's sake as organizers scrambled

eggs and ate breakfast for dinner. The Eurovision Song Contest came back on. Now there was a fellow from Serbia, sequence jumpsuit and bear claw hairpiece. He sang a big fat

Song about how the Croatians were SOB's and historically were inferior. Next up was a Croation playing the accordion as his chihuahua howled at the moon. The judges scratched their

heads in dismay. They had been bribed to put the Croatians through to the next round but it was clear that the Irish display of drinking could be a new world record. Would the jud

dites let the title of champion escape their grasp once again? Their combined 7 heads turned to look at the fourth member of the team whom we'd never seen play, let alone at seen.

He gazed at us solemnly, and nodded. Pushing up his sleeves, he marched straight towards the enemy. Blood, bones and organs flew through the air. Ahh, the equaliser!

Victorious, he climbed atop the mountain of his slain foes, raised his face to the blood red moon and howled with pride. Then the mountain gave way and he abruptly disappeared down

a small but very deep rabbit hole, forgetting all about his slain foes on the mountain and the blood red moon above. The rabbit was somewhat surprised to see him and