Her hair was red like fire, and glistened

Her hair was red like fire, and glistened in the sun. She was the last of them - the Gingers. Soon to expire, soon

brownies. I chose to change up the routine and go for the dark fudge. I quckly devoured it like a monkey on a cupcake. Noone could expect

me to just stand there and not give in to the temptation. I am only human, and that is why

I must proclaim my innocence in all this garbage! Why did Duncan need those cans of tuna so bad?? I may be

naïve at times, but I know when someone is a hoarder and Duncan was most definitely a hoarder. I was embarrassed to have anyone over- that they might think it were MY garbage!

It smelled like something was rotting in my heart, but little did they know that my heart is actually a playground ball inserted by those guys on

a Big Brother-type reality show. But this was my life and it was not the reality I wanted to live.

If I was going to be the star of something it should be something I believed in, like dinosaur fighting, ghost hunting or a show about giving up LSD.

Well, let's be serious. I'm not giving up the LSD. I do my best dinosaur fighting and ghost hunting while enfolded in that magical drug.